Hysterical and Historical

So first, Hysterical...Dustin comes up to me the other day and is looking at my forehead (which seems to be getting bigger!) and is noticing several lines caused from me raising my eyebrows constantly. With just slits to be able to see through, I have to raise my eyebrows so I don't look like I'm asleep! Anyway, Dustin is kind of rubbing my forehead and says, "Dad, you need to stick your head in the dryer and turn it on to 'wrinkle release'!" Toooo Funnnnny!

Now thanks to Randy playing Tag...Historical:

What I was doing five years ago: (September 2003)
1. Working at Hanford as a Hazardous Material Specialist.
2. Serving as a counselor in the bishopric and working with a newly called financial clerk in the Edison Ward. (It was a challenging call since the new clerk didn't even balance his own checkbook!)
3. I was barely 42, had just celebrated a 20th wedding anniversary, father of five kids, the oldest just starting her senior year of high school, and the youngest was just starting 1st grade.
4. Finished my Bachelors Degree in Energy and Environmental Management.

Pet Peeves:
1. Cell phone users who can't drive real well to start with and try and do both simultaneously.
2. People who assume entitlements.
3. Not having enough hours in a day or the ability to be two or more places at once.

Some things I would do if I were a billionaire
1. Fill my gas tank.
2. Help my kids start their own businesses.
3. Philanthropy
4. Wish that I wasn't a billionaire so that I could relate with ordinary people.

Favorite foods:
1. Burrito Colorado from Casa Chapala Express in Richland.
2. Anything Brooks cooks.
3. Homemade freezer jam and fresh salsa.

I tag anyone who reads this and hasn't done it already! It's not as easy as it looks at my age!